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April 30 2017

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winestainedlinen:

This show is everything

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marsincharge:

bootyscientist2:

bootyscientist2:

you think there was dinosaurs that was eatin ass? 🤔

“Tyrannosaurus, 21. Active ~65 million years ago. Just a lonely carnivore looking for a hung herbivore 😫 NO Stegosauruses NO Pterodactyls 🙅🏾‍♂️”

I really hate you for this 😩😭

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cutetaurusgirl:

I FOUND THIS COOKIE THAT KINDA LOOKS LIKE A FACE AND I WAS LIKE “LEMME TRY A FACE SWAP” AND IM SCREMAIGNHFDJBC

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weavemama:

say it with me people: IVANKA 👏🏾 TRUMP 👏🏾 IS 👏🏾 JUST 👏🏾 AS 👏🏾 CORRUPT 👏🏾 AS 👏🏾 HER 👏🏾 FATHER

foxy-mulder:

thankyu:

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

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April 29 2017

galliifreystands:

butt-grab:

you know when you’re motivated but like, in the wrong way?? like “i’m ready to do all my laundry and clean the whole apartment and do dishes and vacuum and -” like ok champ that’s great but why don’t we focus on those two projects due monday first

same,

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temperaturebyseanpaul:

outofcontexterikamoen:

A pleasant interaction

*little caesar’s man voice* jerka jerka

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collegiate-confession:

Highschool teachers will always talk about how strict professors will be but this is probably a more realistic expectation

things that mean a lot to me but I will never mention:

place0fperfecti0n:

• goodnight/ goodmorning texts
• I miss you’s
• I hope you’re okay’s
• thinking about you
• when someone goes out of their way to show you they care
• when someone shows a real interest in you
• feeling wanted
• feeling like what you feel is validated
•feeling important

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blurryselfie:

Confirmed.

rebelle-grrrl:

quarter:

rebelle-grrrl:

quarter:

i love dirt. love to actually eat some someday.

I used to eat dirt and sand when I was little (like 4) because I had anemia so bad I developed pica and my body developed a natural compulsion to eat dirt in order to get iron,,,,,,,,,,,,,

i’m….so sorry. it was jsut a shitpost i never thought i’d reach an audience that can actually relate to this 

little me just craved the cronch

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autisticsimon:

Harry Potter the Second. You were named after the bravest man I knew. It was me. I’m awesome. I fucking killed voldemort.

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lornacrowley:

killer-pineapples:

Bugs are gay

yep bugs are gay

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kawaiifive-oh:

yungbardock:

power stance

I see your power stance and raise you

a majestic mermaid

so there are lots of good pictures of baby peacocks practicing displaying

why-animals-do-the-thing:

naamahdarling:

arachnomatic:

lookatthisbabybird:

(i found most of these on google image search but thought they were important to show the world)

this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.

I love it.

When they’re this age or a little older, they’ll display at anything roughly their size: chickens, cats, work boots…

OH! NO!

It somehow never occurred to me that this would be a thing
thank you for sharing this OP my life has been enriched

Oh my gosh. I knew that all babies practice adult behaviors, but I’d never thought about baby peacocks practicing this behavior. I’m dead of cute. 

codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

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